What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:32

After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.